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When something is big, scary and pink. If all three do not apply, then it is not an Alaskan Bull Worm.
*Big pink monster appears from the shadows*
Boy: LOOK! IT’S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM!
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A delicate expression of love in which a male releases into a female's ear canal. Once the viscous ejaculate has solidified, the female party proceeds to remove the wad of hard cum and ear wax, resembling nuggets of gold on the white Alaskan tundra.
"Excuse me Chelsea? I can't hear very well because Bernard was kind enough to give me an Alaskan Gold Rush last evening, and I am waiting for it to dry."
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A sentence or collection of words that make no sense whatsoever but seem like they might or should.
"That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this position that we have been put in. Where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy."
This is and example of "Alaskan Word Salad"
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When a pussy has giant lips to help keep itself warm
I fucked her last night, she totally has an Alaskan ballet slipper
Putting crystal meth on a significant other's hole and licking it clean to cause immense pleasure for both.
The best kind of high is one of of an Alaskan Rim Job
The Alaskan Snow Storm is when you are having sex with a woman and there's a pre-determined location that she wants you to come. When you are about to come, you pull out and position where she wants it. So she waits for it and the last second you go wild and ejaculate all over her.
Dude: So, My girlfriend got the Alaskan Snow Storm again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Dude: I know.
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When yo bitch stands facing the wall only wearing her panties and you proceed to run at her full speed with a raging boner and attempt to break through the panties with your inflamed cock and penetrate her anus with extreme force. Often ending in a bloody mess and broken cock... For additional points have her wear leather panties.
My dick broke when i tried to Alaskan Ice Pick my Spanish teacher.
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