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A person who feels the need to buy every apple product that comes out and often brags about it and shows it off to all their friends.
Guy 1: "He kept showing me stuff on his iPhone and then he took out his iPad and bragged about that for an hour!"
Guy 2: "He is such an apple whore!"
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a person who has a large perfectly round derriere.
Check out that chick's apple bottoms in those jeans!
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Any tits that arent over a C cup, prefectly round and soft
OMG sweet apples!!
Damn that bitch got sweet apples
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breasts that are found on a women usually over the age of 60
that old babes tits look like apples in a sock.
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The act of shoving an apple up the butt
I ran out of bananas so I apple frittered that bitch instead!
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apple maps:The poorest cobbled and invalid representation of our planet since the Dark Ages.
Apple, in it's height ignorance and blind belief that their drones (customers) would never notice the switch from Google, a product of a misfired neuron in the peabrains of software "developers".
Well now I am lost, time to open Google Maps... What? Where did Google go? The fuck is just "Maps". So now Apple Maps is the only thing on my phone now. Well, gotta find my place.
Fuck, where the hell is my house? There's just a garble of satellite artifacting and missing photos.
(Siri voice) LEFT TURN
FUCK
( screams)
OH MY GOD
(Crash)
Beep. Beep. Beep.
You have reached your destination...
HELL
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A sexual fantasy to incorporate Apples into sexual intercourse. Usually involving the apple to be cut, hole drilled, our pushed in various ways.
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