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The first of April every year. According to Lisa Simpson, this is when the Christians changed thier calender to January, and the pagans kept it at the first of April. The people who did not change were called april fools, and thier day was sabotaged by Christians for fun.
*chants* Now who's luaghing? now who's laughing?
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Somebody that says really stupid April Fools Day jokes that piss everyone off.
"I totally did your mom last night!!! APRIL FOOLS!!! BUT NOT REALLY!!!"
"That guy is such an April Tool."
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The most prettiest girl was born. She gets all the the boys. She’s a sexy bitch!!
A girl who was born on April 12 is a sexy bitch 😘😘😘
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You're one lucky duck! Shakespeare was known to be born April 23, 1564 and died April 23, 1616. (Baptized on the 26!)
Hey, you're born April 23rd? You're like a Shakespeare!
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April 18th is smack ass day, where you can smack someone's ass.
"Bro what the fuck?" "It's April 18th, smack ass day" "oh"
The day where you can ask out your crush
Stephan: I like you will you be my girlfriend
Elena: Yes/no Stephan Why
Stephan: It’s April 9
Official, R@pe is not ok day. If anyone makes a r@pe joke ever, call them out. Fight back against normalization of r@pe. It's not ok.
ON APRIL 24TH-
"-r@pe joke-"
"HEY! R@pe jokes aren't ok! You can't joke about that unless it is your coping mechanism."
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