arse pirates

homosexual deviants who use unorthodox methods to perform sexual intercourse on each other.
most commonly found in America and Greece.

may be mistaken for "semen jockeys"

commonly known as "meat lovers" or "poop pokers".

"boy band Blue are a bunch of Arse Pirates"

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arse burger

When a person 'eats' somebody's ring. The cheeks making up the 'buns' and the ring the 'meat' for one joyous arse burger. Often compared to the taste of Mcdonalds burgers(2)

(1)
Person:I love eating my girlfriends arse burger 24/7...mmmmm Mcdonalds

(2)
Person:Mmmmmm....arse burger
Person2:Put, my cheese burger down dude

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Arse Bandit

'Arse Bandit', is a derogatory term or phrase that refers to ones sexual orientation, stereotypically one of a male homosexual tendency. However, the added implication of 'Arse Bandit' also refers to the frequency of ones sexual partners. Deriving from the English words:

- 'Arse' early examples of which can be found in the early Germanic and Anglo-Saxon language. Referring to the Buttocks or 'rear end' of the human anatomy.

-'Bandit' late 16th century: from Italian 'bandito', ‘banned’, past participle of 'bandire' ‘to ban’.

for example:

TOM: Hi mate, how are you?
NICK: Fuck off, you dirty arse bandit!

TOM: Sound mate.

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Llama Arse

1. The arse of a llama

'Look at that Llama Arse!!'

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arse master

to be a master of the rectum. If in US use "ass master", then followed by the word chump.

you's aint nothin but an arse master bitch!!

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elisha's arse

The Best thing on earth! Just the right shape fucking amazing arse Elisha has! Looks good in everything Elisha should be a arse model! Not that her face isn't stunning but dat ASSSS!

Guy: have you seen Elisha's arse

Guy #2: hell yeah!

Guy: have you seen Elisha's arse

Guy #2: hell yeah!

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arse baby

A baby born to a man through his arse hence arse baby

most mackems are arse baby's

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