arse pirates

homosexual deviants who use unorthodox methods to perform sexual intercourse on each other.
most commonly found in America and Greece.

may be mistaken for "semen jockeys"

commonly known as "meat lovers" or "poop pokers".

"boy band Blue are a bunch of Arse Pirates"

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arse burger

When a person 'eats' somebody's ring. The cheeks making up the 'buns' and the ring the 'meat' for one joyous arse burger. Often compared to the taste of Mcdonalds burgers(2)

(1)
Person:I love eating my girlfriends arse burger 24/7...mmmmm Mcdonalds

(2)
Person:Mmmmmm....arse burger
Person2:Put, my cheese burger down dude

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elisha's arse

The Best thing on earth! Just the right shape fucking amazing arse Elisha has! Looks good in everything Elisha should be a arse model! Not that her face isn't stunning but dat ASSSS!

Guy: have you seen Elisha's arse

Guy #2: hell yeah!

Guy: have you seen Elisha's arse

Guy #2: hell yeah!

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arse banana

Another term for poo

I just snapped off an arse banana.

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arse baby

A baby born to a man through his arse hence arse baby

most mackems are arse baby's

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ARSE KLEGGS

Think of Klingons on the starboard bow. Whenever one takes a shower, there will also be arse Kleggs to deklegg.

My girly housemate who was fresh from the shower, bent over, and I felt like I was having a fight to the death with Worf from Star Trek, as a result of her arse kleggs.

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given the arse

To be fired; sacked; made redundant.

My work gave me the arse the other day.

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