cock bagel

Vineet Ghordhandas.

Me: Hey cock bagel!
Vineet: Yes?

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Sloppy Bagel

When a guy uses a bagel on his cock during sex with a female on her period, then eats said bagel.

Did you hear about bob and tracy last week, apparently he ate her sloppy bagel?

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salty bagel

When your getting a blow job, right after you cum you put a bagel in her mouth, and she eats it.

"Dude, I gave this chick a salty bagel last night, she loved it!"

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broken bagel

The art of possessing a massive penis and brutally destroying whatever it goes into. Also, if I break the bagel, u may also frost the bagel. Onion bagels r bonus points.

Short Sarah Breaks many many bagels. At once. Broken bagel

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bagel fuck

when the jews do intercourse after breakfast

I just ate some matzah, let’s bagel fuck!

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skank bagel

an insult used to define a vagina that is as wide as a bagel due to taking too many cocks

i fucked this chick last night who had a skank bagel between the legs

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minnesota bagel

When a lonley man from minnesota puts a

bagel on his dick and rotates it in his spare time

I have nothing to do tinight so i might as well do a minnesota bagel

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