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Skinny necked child’s doll who has lost her head (and part of her sole) up her captors backdoor.
Headless Barbie has her revenge as Kev sits down gingerly. Barbies ponytail is caught on Buzz Lightyears foot preventing a smooth extraction.
A medical spokesman said ‘we’re baffled by the number of items in the patients orifice & urged him to move to softer items if he is unable to stop stuffing things in his anus’
The syndrome where a switch in the brain of fully capable woman turns off and she regresses back to a four year old playing with numerous Barbies whom only share one Ken doll. This usually happens under extreme stress when adult thinking is required yet she insists on obsessing over her hair, makeup, nails and clothes. Or, scrapping with her female colleagues, thereby letting the men get ahead.
When attempting to solve mathematical problems, I am suddenly afflicted with Barbie Syndrome. Barbie Syndrome rears its ugly head when I can't find the other shoe.
Bad-ass buffting blondies who gym like maniacs.
"Mate, Dents looks like a buffting barbie today! Lets go gym."
Bad bitch who smokes ganja and don't need no man
Guy 1: Damn (blank) is fine after
Guy 2: an she's a blunt Barbie
When someone post facebook pictures on their dating profile that are 10 years and 30 lbs ago.
I met a women off tinder the other night, she turned out to be a total facebook barbie
A Barbie Rat is a rich spoiled annoying friend(They tend to think you have money for everything).
Jessica your such a Barbie rat...like die😘 (Jessica is just a random name)
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Def., you are a Backroad Barbie when you will go in any man's car on a back road and have sex with him.
All bro, that girl's a Backroad Barbie. She was down that back road with me just the other night. We was hitting it hard.