68th base

While eating Fruit salad, you must ACCIDENTAllY spill it all over your pants. You then go on to gain a boner. You watch porn but suddenly get sucked into computer and set back to the year 1969. Proceed to have sex with every single baseball player on the New York Mets of this year. Once this done, sacrifice one player of your choice and summon Posiden God of the sea. Have sex with Posiden and then ask him to send you back to the present time. Take the original spill fruit salad, spill it again but still ACCIDENTATLY onto your pants and resume the entire process once again. Once these steps are completed 68 times, you have reached 68th base.

Man 1: "Dude I reached 68th base last night!"

Man 2: "Really? But wasn't Posiden pissed?

75👍 32👎

007th base

Doing it with the Bond. No one has ever survived 007th base.

Guy 1: I'm getting to 007th base tonight!
Guy 2: Don't let him drive your BMW, I want that after you die.

10👍 2👎

Second Base

One step up of First Base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

"I went though I went to Second Base with him on our first month anni, but it was actually third beacuse I gave him a handjob as well"

5977👍 3370👎

14th base

plain and simple...fisting!

hey man, i bruised my wrist on 14th base last nite!

86👍 38👎

Based Out

One who possesses a great amount of swagger, which leads to the jealousy of those who do not posses it.

Skor: "I got a detention slip, bruh."
Tek: "Why?"
Skor: "For being too based out!"

31👍 11👎

201st base

having sex with a dead body while at the funeral of the person then proceeding to speak about the persons life accomplishments while spanking the minister

Guy 1: I got to 201st base at Monica's funeral this morning

Guy 2: Really! how did it feel?

Guy 1: It was good, at first everyone was horrified until Monica woke up! If it hadnt been for me then she would have been buried alive, it turns out that she was only in a coma but i guess my big willy will will sure woke her up afterwards every thanked me now im a hero

Guy 2: your madd ugly...

15👍 4👎

41st base

Having a picure of a chimp buttsex you while raping the watch channel.

Guy 1: Guess what! I got 41st base!
Guy 2: you are really alone aren't you...

23👍 7👎