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Male masturbation, Having a wank, Stimulation of the penis to rach a climax.
Got excited today and then went home for a wank. I was there bashing one out when the misses walked in.
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When you do the naughty naughty at home with the Bishop.
Mr Philly said he was busy as it was time for the Bishop get bashed!
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The act of having sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman,who is in the act of labor,when you yourself,pose as a doctor,deliver the baby,then put it back in the woman's vagina,head first.Then have sexual intercourse with the baby inside the womans vagina.
That's as messed up as a Hungarian Birthday Bash.
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To wank
A: Just saw a guy in the park bashin' his Dachshun'
B: What like physically abusing a defenseless little wiener?
A: Not little but yeah absolutely mandhandling the poor sausage.
B: You should've got involved...
A: Nah not my cup of tea.
Bash one's Dachshund
The pre-bash crash is a nap or a snooze you take before a party so you can party like a rockstar, fist pump, get crunk, or how ever you want to get down when you are well rested.
Jay: Hey, when do you want to have people over?
Bob: I wanna take a pre-bash crash before we start anything...
Smashing a black girl in the ass
Ay yo, I was bashing open a conker earlier
Most people believe that "male bashing" is the insulting of men by women, when in reality it is the complete opposite. Male bashing is when a male batters, beats, or injures a women.
He was male bashing her when he threw her to the ground and kicked her.
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