The act of typing into a mobile communications device while seated in a toilet stall.
I spent like two minutes today after lunch toilet thumbing Sue from HR, I sure hope she understood what I needed. - My toilet thumb must have got blocked due to the basements thick walls. - I know I haven't been able to all day but I will try to toilet thumb you on my next break.
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The act of making, or taking calls from a toilet. These calls can involve noises associated with bathroom use, while at least one party is acting like this is perfectly fine.
Hello!
Hey Tommy, thanks for calling, how you doing bro.?
FIIIINNNNE!
What's new?
Noottthhin'! Aahhh! (Deep breathing._
Hey Tommy, are you Toilet Calling me again?
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When one (male) is going to the bathroom (usually for a number 2) and after the subjects nuts have been on the inside of the toilet bowl and come out cold.
"Dude I think im gonna be off my game for a while after that trip to the b-room"
" Man you got the Toilet Nuts?"
" Yeh dude they are as cold as the other side of the pillow"
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when you somehow fuck up spelling the worst meme/series of 2023
skibi toilet
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The "self-cleaning" public restrooms located on the streets of fine cities such as San Fransisco. For 25 cents, one has fifteen minutes or so to do one's business before being showered with shit water. A haven for junkies with nowhere else to shoot up. They are usually sopping wet, out of toilet paper, the toilets are plugged up, and the floor is littered with used syringes.
I'd rather piss in the middle of the freeway than pay to get into another filthy space toilet.
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Clay poop marks left inside the toilet after someone takes a dump.
Patty grossed everyone out after she wrote on the inside of the bowl with toilet chalk.
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When the consistency of your stools reflect a blended frappuccino from starbucks. Generally it refers to diarrhea, and can be preceded by the adjectives: Grande, Tall, or Venti to describe the size of the bowel movement.
Tom: Did you forget to flush?
Jerry: No, I always flush!
Tom: Then how do you explain the toilet frappuccino that is in your bathroom?
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