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The act of eating lots of hot peppers (ideally habaneros) and then having a woman sit on your face while you preform oral sex on her. Thus causing her to kick her legs in a bike riding motion while trying to escape the burning.
I stocked up on jalapenos so I can give her the spicy bike ride later.
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I shoved her into the janitor's closet & went for a swedish bike ride.
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when the seat of a bicycle or similar object claims the virginity of its rider
that guy was subject to bike seat deflowering
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1)Fake biker, Might or might not even own a bike, but has a bike rack on car. Following a fad.
2)A person who owns a bike rack on top of they're car and not use it, also improperly installed, ex. having only front towers for the poser fairing, having towers extremely close together to make the runners shoot up to the sky, backwards installation.
3)A person with a roof rack that will forever always be in mint condition. Fairing might have lots of stickers. They might also be carrying random stuff like wheels, tires, barrels on their racks.
4)Usually found on modified vehicles.
Dude puts a rack on his car because he saw other people do it and he wants to follow them since it is "Cool". He does not in any way uses the rack at all. This makes him a bike rack poser.
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A portable lan edition of the pc game counter strike.
I always play as counter terrorists on horrible mountain bike.
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"I met up with that chick Mary from the mall the other night, bro..."
"Ya?? How'd it go?"
"I am thinking about putting the bike in the trunk..."
"Dude, you're gonna put your Schwinn in there?? No way!!
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are gay.
Those two snake charmers ride the same bike.
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