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It's spring, the weather turns warn, and for the first time in many months all the cute people wandering around the street/mall/food court/city park/farmers market/etc. are wearing light clothing revealing faces, arms, legs, cleavage... The more of them distract you, the more often you turn to look, the more likely you are to get bisexual whiplash.
Straight people can get it too, of course, but being bi doubles your vulnerability.
The cute people are out today! I went to get some food and got bisexual whiplash just trying to cross the street.
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A girl who makes out with other slutty chicks at parties and then claims to be bisexual because it's trendy to say so and gets people's attention on myspace.
Pretty much any girl on Myspace who lists her sexual orentation as "bisexual". Hence, Myspace Bisexual.
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A person who will engage in sexual acts with both sexes but will only be on the recieving end of those acts when the person performing them is of the same sex.
Female(a) in a MFF threesome will recieve oral and physical attention from female(b) but female(a) will not give oral or physical attention to female(b) because Female(a) is a passive bisexual.
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A bisexual who doesn't understand monosexuality and bully homosexuals . Homophobic bisexuals think the bisexual kelsey scale ranges from straight to gay which doesn't make sense for homosexuals and heterosexuals.
Someone posted on tumblr Everyone is a lil Kinsey 3. Typical homophobic bisexual.
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When one can use their left hand and right hand with equal or near ability. In other words your hands go both ways. AKA "ambidextrous"
I sprained my right thumb, luckily I'm Hand Bisexual and can still write, draw and throw.
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Playing with a girls tits while finger banging your own bunghole
Zakke couldn’t get enough with one hand, so he used his bisexual hands
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A semi version of "Fake and Gay". First coined by Ray William Johnson in =3 (A popular youtube show)
It is used to show that a video is not fake and gay but is somewhere in the middle.
Bob: Yo that video was fake and gay!
George: Nah man, more like Misleading and Bisexual.
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