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Pounds per square foot of bed coverings to achieve ideal sleeping comfort.
I added a throw to my bed to increase blanket weight so I could sleep soundly.
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The blanket you have over your legs that is used to cover yourself if someone walks in while you're beating your dick.
Jim: Dude my mom walked in on me wanking last night
Pete: Oh shit, bro did u get caught
Jim: Nah. luckily I had my safety blanket.
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What babies of unknown gender are brought home in.
Robbie's mother and father brought him home in a yellow blanket until they could figure out his gender.
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A Blanket YouTuber. Known as a blanket that makes YouTube videos every month.
I watch Blankey The Blanket On Youtube.
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The sexual act of warming ones penis utilizing abnormally large labia. The key to creating a perfect pig in a blanket is to find a willing ( in most cases) female partner with a labia protruding a minimum of 3 inches away from their body. The next step to this recipe is to place your flaccid penis in between your partner's outstretched labia. Teamwork is key during this step. Then you must fold one lip over the other. They must be overlapping in order for you be able to maximize heat transfer. A clamp or pin may be used to secure the two lips together.
Brendan: I've got my coat and mittens, but how will I ever keep my penis warm?
Drew: I know a girl who makes the best pig in a blanket. I would compare her vagina to an Arby's roast beef sandwich...perfect for a pig in a blanket.
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The act of performing oral on a chick that looks like she is squeezing a large beaver between her thighs. AKA "mexican rodeo"
I totally flossed my teeth when i gave my girl a tooth blanket.
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