Pig in a blanket

The sexual act of warming ones penis utilizing abnormally large labia. The key to creating a perfect pig in a blanket is to find a willing ( in most cases) female partner with a labia protruding a minimum of 3 inches away from their body. The next step to this recipe is to place your flaccid penis in between your partner's outstretched labia. Teamwork is key during this step. Then you must fold one lip over the other. They must be overlapping in order for you be able to maximize heat transfer. A clamp or pin may be used to secure the two lips together.

Brendan: I've got my coat and mittens, but how will I ever keep my penis warm?

Drew: I know a girl who makes the best pig in a blanket. I would compare her vagina to an Arby's roast beef sandwich...perfect for a pig in a blanket.

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Blankey The Blanket

A Blanket YouTuber. Known as a blanket that makes YouTube videos every month.

I watch Blankey The Blanket On Youtube.

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Wet Blanket

a blanket that is wet

damn i got a wet blanket

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Tooth Blanket

The act of performing oral on a chick that looks like she is squeezing a large beaver between her thighs. AKA "mexican rodeo"

I totally flossed my teeth when i gave my girl a tooth blanket.

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Yellow Blanket

What babies of unknown gender are brought home in.

Robbie's mother and father brought him home in a yellow blanket until they could figure out his gender.

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Blanket Weight

Pounds per square foot of bed coverings to achieve ideal sleeping comfort.

I added a throw to my bed to increase blanket weight so I could sleep soundly.

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Trick blanket

A blanket with holes in it (such as an afghan) that defeats the whole purpose of a blanket.

I was cold so I opened the closet looking for a blanket only to find it was full of trick blankets.

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