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stating a phrase that doesn't make sense
...see Andrei
Andrei on his own cell phone: Hey what's up....oh shit! I think I left my cell phone at the bowling alley.
Other person: ummm...you are talking on your cell right now..duh!
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A blond patch of hair in the middle of your head, typically where bald spots would be. The blond patch of hair gives the false impression that someone is missing hair in that space, creating a pseudo bald spot.
1: "OMG, do you have a bald spot at 19?"
2: "No. It's just a blond spot."
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n. 1: a person (usually female) with blonde hair who is slow to learn or understand "emma a dumb-blonde" ; lacking intellectual acuity; "emma is so dense she never understands anything I say to her because she is a dumb-blonde"; "I never met anyone quite so dim as emma"; "dumb-blonde people like emma believe some really dumb things"; "Emma was either normally stupid or deliberately being a dumb-blonde "; "Tom worked with the slow (dumb-blonde) students like Emma"
syn: dense, dim, dull, obtuse, slow dense, dim-witted, dodo, doltish, dull, dumb bunny, dumb head, dumb ox, dumbbell, dumbo, dumdum, dummy, feebleminded, foolish, moronic, numskulled, simple-minded, stupid, thick, doltish, dull, dumb, fatheaded, half-witted, ignorant, imbecilic, impassive, lethargic, numskulled, obtuse, phlegmatic, simple, slow, slow-witted, sluggish, stolid, thick, torpid
"Emma is a dumb-blonde most of the time."
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Stupid blonde: Mom, my sister has her monthly period.
Mom: How can you know that?
Stupid blonde: Because dad's cock tastes blod.
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Where a white women thinks she has a Ghetto Booty. And goes around and struts it!
White Women: Look at my Ghetto Booty!
Black Women: You ain't got shit on this!
White Women: Oh no she didn't!
Black Women: I'm going to kick your ass! You have no booty!
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A mixed hair color consisting of blonde and red
Chad's Mom : Where is Chad & Lydia at?
Chad's Wife : Probably in the bedroom! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Damn Lydia you are so hot just look at you petite little body soft Strawberry Blonde hair! Mmm!
Lydia : Thanks Chad I have Strawberry Blonde pussy hair too see!
Chad : Wow you sure do I bet you would like me to rub my dick on it?
Lydia : Well yeah that's the idea! DUH!
Chad : Ahh so soft OOPS it went in your pussy silly me!
Lydia : Is my big brother gonna cum for me?
Chad : Well yeah that's the idea! DUH!
Lydia : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Mom : OH MY GOD CHAD QUIT FUCKING YOUR SISTER!
Chad : Uh she's my step sister you dumbass! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Lydia : Oh Chad your the best big brother ever! Uhhh! Uhhh!
Chad's Mom : STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
Chad : Sorry mom I have a fetish for petite Strawberry Blonde girls, Oh God Im gonna cum AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Well would you look at that a Strawberry Blonde creampie!
Chad's Dad : How's my little girl it's been way too long OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Mom : CHAD YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOUR MARRIED! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Chill assholes this isn't the first time I fucked another woman!
Chad's Wife : I wish I was a petite Strawberry Blonde! (sniff) (sniff)
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There's is nothing that proves the existence of the "Blonde Race". Because this is just a variation that exists in the Native Population of Europe, also know us "White People".
And the term Blonde is assigned to people who's hair color is yellow or a very light brown pigment. Can poses any type of eye color that can range from Brown to a very pale Blue color, although this last color usually tends to be more common in these people. Know, Even though their skin is generally pasty white like Brunettes or Redheads, contrary to what other trolleys and nonsense people have said regarding Blonde people having "Yellow" or "Orange" Skin, there is people that, due to sun exposure or tanning, have a Olive Skin that may reflect to some people like "Orange" skin. Furthermore, considering that we live today in a world control by what the media thinks that is "fashion" and "Attractive", we see a lot people manipulated to what some consider as "hot" and one of this things is tanning. Now we have tanning products, sprays and tanning beds that lets people turn these skin into a olive or brownish skin color. So is no strange that get to see a lot Blondes with a fake tanned.
So ,know, stop this nonsense about Blondes been a part of a "race" or having "yellow" or "orange" skin. Blondes are White for crise sake!
Blonde hair people are just one of the many variations that exists in Europe. They are part of White Race, not the "Blonde Race". Their skin texture is naturally pasty white like that of Brunnetes or Redheads. The tipical blonde women that appears in the media usually has a fake artificial tan! That totally contrasts with their hair.
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