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The blowjob one gives to a serial killer to prevent death at their hands.
Serial killer: welcome to your worst nightmare.
Girl: I'll give you a logical blowjob if you let me live!
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while in the process of anal sex, your woman lets rip the biggest and wettest fart ever!!
Founded by arthur whilst fucking ellie. hence getting an Anal Blowjob
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Historically, blowjob jazz began where Vaudeville left off. Originating in the underground jazz scene in the early 1930's, the induction of hash cigarettes combined with the polyrhythms and syncopations of jazz music led way to willy-nilly fellatio and thus the timeless art known as blowjob jazz was born.
It is rumored, although not substantiated, that Ken Burns is planning to create a sequel to his "Jazz" miniseries documentary covering the events and shenanigans surrounding blowjob jazz entitled "BJJ, and The Influences on the Blue Note"
1. Hey you crazy kids, turn down that blowjob jazz and get off my lawn!!
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Something that my mother does to obtain free trips to the U.S (typically old men)
'My mother gave a blowjob to some old fuck to get free crap'
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When you watch a recording of yourself getting a blowjob in first person virtual reality while you are receiving a blowjob from the same person. Extra points if the person giving the blowjob matches the pace of the video.
Dude, I finally put my VR Headset to work last night. Julia gave me a meta blowjob that I won't ever forget. It was like blowjob inception.
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Getting a blowjob while listening to the ambient-electronic music of "Tycho"
"Man, lastnight my girlfriend gave me a Tycho Blowjob while listening to the song "Dive", and I busted like crazy!"
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The act of receiving oral sex on your penis from a female while simultaneously playing a Madden NFL video game, preferably on a PS4. Can also include gargling of the testicles, but this is only suggested and not required.
"Dude, I scored 69 points while getting a Madden Blowjob last night."
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