soft box

when someone doesnt let you hotbox their room

Aleks: "Reiner can we hot box ur room like last time?
Reiner: "naw man"
Aleks:" Reiner ur a soft box"

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box of hair

A derogatory metaphor used to insult someone's intelligence level and comprehension of common sense, comparing their IQ to that of a box of hair, which--all things equal--should have an IQ of zero.

That nuthugger would probably be smarter if her brain was replaced with a box of hair. Wait, probably not.

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white box

Computer goods sold without any added extras (i.e. packaging, unnecessary software, etc.), thus making them less expensive.

More commonly referred to as O.E.M. (original equipment manufacturer). White box goods generally do not carry factory warranties. Rather, the seller offers a brief period for exchange or return.

A white box ATI RADEON 9600 video card would most likely be the card in a static bag and a CD containing the drivers.

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Penis Box

A dance that uses a persons hands to frame their crotch region repeatedly.

While dancing, Tyler preformed the penis box by framing his crotch with his hands repeatedly.

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black box

In programming, a self-contained, independent subroutine or program module designed to perform a single task; the user has no knowledge of its internal structure but can use it by passing a clearly defined set of input parameters.

That module is a black box. We'll never know how it works; we only know it generates pron.

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boxed rice

Instances when ricers, those that buy cheap cars and put cheap parts on it for "style," go cheaper and attach "body kits" mostly with masking tape and duct tape. The panels are made out of cardboard and are a good laugh for all around.
v. to play a trick on a friend by attaching crappy body kit like panels made out of cardboard without the friends knowledge, akin to plastic wrapping.

"Dude check it out that kid has boxed-rice, I can't believe somebody would drive that P.O.S."

"He's asleep so we have plenty of time to turn his Honda into boxed rice, get the duct tape."

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Box Dump

The act of defecating into another’s rectum.

The route of the phrase originates from prison slang as the act is often used as an initiation or power assertion within the pecking order of inmates.

I box dumped him and he now answers as my bitch.

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