cani bus

A vehicle (usually a bus or van) used for hotboxing.

Lets hop on the cani bus and go get ripped!

13👍 5👎

crunk bus

A bus whose route goes through the cruddiest part of town and whose passengers are the most bojanglin bamas and chicken heads.

When I looked out the window and saw all them nappy headed hos and then saw all them chicken bones on the seat next to me, I knew I was on the crunk bus.

13👍 5👎

Short bus

A school bus which is often used to transport handicapped students. I used to ride the short bus, but it was just a regular bus which happened to be around half the length of all the rest of the buses; not specially designed for the handicapped.

AJ enjoyed doing annoying things while we rode the short bus.

56👍 33👎

school bus

a noisy environment full of opportunity for misunderstandings and creation of words/games like the word flipponitchi and the hand-pussy game

our school bus hit a toyota corrola but I thought it was a speed bump

161👍 109👎

Tool Bus

Any charter bus carrying a bunch of Canadians from southern Ontario to a Buffalo Bills game on a Sunday afternoon.

The Tool Bus will leave the parking lot of the Scarborough East Ramada Inn at 11:00 a.m. sharp, and return to the same place at approximately 8 p.m. Vomit cleanup will then commence.

29👍 15👎

blue bus

"blue bus" was a street name for a powerful painkiller called oxymorphone in the 60's. its mentioned in "The End" by The Doors.

"The blue bus is calling us" = addiction.

Jim Morrision loved him some drugs!

Fuck urbandictionary im only putting blue bus in this example cause i have to. Someone's getting kicked in the heart

63👍 37👎

driving the bus

To unintentionally drive a common route. To turn on the mental autopilot and arrive toward a location other than your desired destination. For example, if you set out to drive to the store, but after a few minutes find that you are halfway to your place of work.

If I'm not careful, I end up driving the bus to work on Saturday mornings.

80👍 51👎