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Someone who you have a crush on... but you think its someone one you know and then its a total stranger!
Glenda: I saw this kid in gym... i think it was Blake... he's really hot!
Linda: Are you sure it was him...
*Next day*
Glenda: That is not Blake!
Linda: I think that is some eighth grader!
Glenda: I dont even know his name!
Linda: He's such a cactus!
Offers nothing, poisonousness to everyone
Claudia the cactus pricked everyone at pratice
An extreme version of a prick. They annoy u to the point of wanting to take a cactus and stab them with it.
Some people are just pricks, others are cactuses
A plant whose shape thrills the women,but also are useless to them as it got some shit spines over its surface.
Mary" Why my order for a spineless cactus not shipped yet?".
If you can find someone in the world named ‘Cerig’ then they are also know as a cactus which is a nicer way of saying prick as ‘Cerigs’ are known for hating the word prick and despise being and called a prick.
Person 1: Oh you know that kid Cerig right?
Person 2: Yeah I know him/her they are a right cactus ain’t they.
As used in kiwi, the song by Harry styles, a cactus is someone who is a real prick.
tom: "Ayy Gary is coming over tonight"
jeff: "what a cactus"