person 1: What is the horizontal asymptote of a homeopathic integer?
person 2: who canoes!
A sex position originating in Pierceland, SK . The Pierceland Poop Canoe is when the female has the urge to defecate she will inform the male counterpart and she will spread her glutes to reveal a shit-slopped anus. he then inserts his penis into the vessel and later inserts it into the vaginal canal resulting in the latter.
‘yo is that k****n?’
‘i hear he likes to do the pierceland poop canoe!!’
Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.
When a girl is sucking off a guy and the guy throws up on the girls back.
I totally Niagra Canoed my girlfriend after eating bad sushi last night.
When you drop your toothbrush into the dirty sink or toilet and keep using it because you're too drunk or lazy to care. Also applies to when you knock someone elses toothbrush into the toilet and put it back without telling them.
I got home last night and dropped my toothbrush in the crapper. Nothin like a little late night backwater canoeing!
The act of chugging on your bois canoe
Damn, Daniel... I'm about to go Canoe Chugging.
A canoe constructed of gouches
Tanto often fished from his gouche canoe