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Child groomer

Zoe laverne

Person 1: Were have you been?
Person 2: i Kissed a child groomer
Person 1: oh zoe laverne?

by Zaddyanon December 14, 2020

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


bait child

a person who committs an act that is blatently obvious, which in turn, poses as a concern to the others who feel they are at risk of either a) getting booked or b) bitched slapped in the face by their girl.

Coming back to school with ya boys smelling like you've been smoking the good stuff. -- "Man, you didn't axe yourself, get away from us, your a bait child"

example of being a bait child: A man is sitting with his 'real' girl Chaniqua. His hommie walks in and says, "ohh waddup holmes, I would assume this is ya girl Latisha"

by Katzilla January 15, 2006

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Holy Child

So what if we're an all-girl's school?? Holy Child is still a great place. Yes, there are the occasional "sluts" and maybe some girls there are plastic, (fake) blonde wanna-be barbies but atleast everyone gets along. There are no cliques or "popular group"..there are just people who think they are better than everyone else. Since the class sizes are small, its easier for everyone to bond and get a better education. There are plenty of fun events like Spirit week and Blue and Gold games. Most of the girls that go there are very diverse when it comes to money and style. During frees you can see the preppy blonde girl working and laughing with one of the dark artsy girl. Okay, there are a LOT of rich families but just as many girls get scholarships and financial aid that was probably given by rich alumni. The carpool line contains Fords and Nissans AS WELL as Mercedes and Lexus. Friendships here are strong and are made stronger by the fact that everyone at HC is super freindly and outgoing. We have the most spirit and fun out of anyone in the archdiocease! All the friends I have made here have changed my life and been nothing but accepting. They take me for my crazy self and nothing less! Nevermind that girl in the corner with the orange tan and nose job.

You've got to want it to win it and WE WANT IT MORE!

Hail Tigers!

by TigRR_9 March 11, 2005

152πŸ‘ 106πŸ‘Ž


harvest child

The fruits of labour of a migrant farm worker who has planted his seed in the garden of an unsuspecting local (usually a fat white chick with low self-esteem). After nine months of careful nurturing, a young seedling is born around the time of Thanksgiving harvest. This token of success is an easy way for migrant workers to gain immigrant status.

Henry: You know that Donavon kid from school? Have you ever wondered why he has a fro?

Johnny: Didn’t you know?... he’s a harvest child.

Henry: Oh ok, I guess that also explains why he tans easily.

by wordlife18 October 11, 2009

19πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


fatherless child

This phrase is used when someone does something so unthinkably degenerate that everyone in the group realises that they were never raised with a father figure.

Yashin is a great example of a fatherless child as he is a bit of a mental patient but lacks the cognitive ability to realise it.

Timmy: *Plays AP Ezreal*
The squad: *ANOTHER FATHERLESS CHILD*

QUEUE THE BLUEFACE

by Kash money man March 1, 2022

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Leash Child

A child who is restrained on a leash usually being dragged by an un-attentive parent. These children can usually be seen at wal-mart, disneyland, grocery stores, or any other generally large area.

The said leash can come in many different styles ranging from the standard which makes it look like a dog harness wrapped around a child to the newer style where the leash is attached to some ugly little backpack so the parent doesn't feel as bad when people stare and can pretend like their child is wearing it because they like it.

Seeing these children usually make you think of a dog on a leash when the child strays too far the parent will either just keep strolling along dragging the poor child behind or give the leash a good tug there-by forcing said child back at their side.

Shelby: did you just see that leash child?

Melissa: Yeah, poor thing.
Shelby: lets cut the leash and free him!

Ashley: I saw a leash child today at wal-mart
Danny: Was the mom dragging it down the isles?
Ashley: Ya she didn't even notice until he got stuck on a display case

by mcaitlen March 14, 2011

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Child Please

its a nicer way to say fuck you to someone

tell all your haters child please

by tha polson March 4, 2010

85πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž