A scale that indicates how close someone is to choking.
Then she just got naked. My Choke Meter was off the roof.
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To forcibly turn turn off a computer by holding down the power button until the computer shuts down. Most accurately describes a situation where a crappy windows PC refuses to shut down through the standard methods, and left with no other option, and filled with rage ,you grasp the desktop or laptop in a choke grip(with one thumb on the power button) and squeeze with all your might until the computer loses "consciousness".
My computer was spinning on the shutdown screen for a half hour so I had to choke out the damn thing...so cathartic!
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When one team blows a big lead in a two on two foosball game.
We had a big comeback when they suffered the Chima Choke.
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a black band that is worn around the neck, much like a belt around the waist. has implications during sex and is usually decorated with metallic spikes.
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(v) to take a shit
I just got back from Taco Bell and I have to totally choke a llama
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A peanut butter sandwich used for mastubatory purposes. First became popular after American Pie Book of Love had a scene where Rob used one and then let his dog eat it to hide the evidence.
Ever since I caught your little brother with a choke sandwich, I have lost all interest in peanut butter.
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Stroking the male genetalia repeatedly.
"I love choking the nun every night"
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