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A response to a hate comment, came up with by shitty car wash company who has awful grammar
Person #1 - Hey your shit is so shitty!!!
Person #2 - close your fuck mouth
A slight feeling of asphyxiation as the air in the room is drawn into people's clenching bum holes.
The closing effect caused the world to hold its breath in anticipation as the votes were cast. Fear struck and bum holes winked when the realisation that what could be, could be.
When performing sexual acts with a partner and they are either close to starting their period or having stomach issues, you do the deed anyways
I earned my danger close badge last night. I was going down on Kelly and after, she started her period! I close to getting my red wings!
You run up on a nigga that talk shit and can't keep his mouth shut
Student#1 : see that nigga over there he ugly asf 🤣
Student#2 : man I'm closing the books on this nigga, I done had enough!😡
A street in Studlands Park, Newmarket, England, United Kingdom, Europe, Eurasia, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, The Universe, The Multiverse,in which everyone has tea and crumpets and sits by the fireplace speaking with posh accents all day.
"I heard there is a new couple moving in on Royal Palace Close with us."
"Wot, wot old chap?"
"I said there is a new coup-"
"I heard, I heard. Pass the crumpets."
"By George I think he's got it!"
When a men is about to cum and his girl pinches the tip of his cock to stop it
Damm bro my girl just started Closing the cum gates