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Gentlemen, dust off your tweed jackets and slip into your moleskins, ladies, doll yourselves up enough to impress the gents but don't be that girl in stilettos... The coat & tie theme calls for a good ol'country piss up
Best themed party I went to was a Coat & Tie theme !
To fool your co-workers into thinking you've been fired, by putting on your coat and silently leaving after a closed door meeting with the boss.
Ben, that was a nice coat fake you did last monday.
For those who like to take all their clothes off and put on a puffer coat
Matt: have you been wearing my puffer coat...
Josh: Yeah, I have a huge puffer coat fetish.
When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.
“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”
To score the last-minute goal;
To secure the dub at the last chance;
Diogo is going to dar uma de Coates at K Urban Beach by pulling a hot brunette before closing time.
Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.
However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.
Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"
Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"
Girl 1: OMG it’s 29th November Wear a boys coat day
Girl 2: OMG reall
Girl 1: yes,let’s get a boys coat