COCK SOLID

1. A chant used by dweebs when something exciting or hardcore happens, usually something that gives you a metaphorical erection. Originates from Malphites "rock solid" line.

2. Can also be used to describe something being sick or cool.

1. COCK SOLID, COCK SOLID, COCK SOLID!

2. Calling me gay wasn't very cock solid of you.

cock trot

When a female gets extremely drunk and sucks, touches, or sits on more than 3 dicks in one night.

Hey man. Did you hear that Stacey sucked three dicks this weekend!

Oh no way dude so she went on a cock trot?

angle cock

1. Original secret service code name given to the former Vice President of the United States, Richard "Dick" Cheney (subsequently changed to "angler").

2. Valve at the end of a train car that shuts off the flow of pressurized air in the car and in the air hoses between the cars. This allows the hoses to be uncoupled. An angle cock assembly consists of the angle cock, a threaded pipe called a "nipple," cock brackets, and a U-bolt.

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Secret Service Agent: Angle cock just shot me in the face. I repeat. Angle cock just shot me in the face.

Cheney: Go f*ck yourself.

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"He was working on a caboose with an angle cock that was allegedly defective. Later that day, in preparation for a switching operation, he attempted to release the air in the brake system by turning the angle cock. He testified that, because the angle cock was stiff, he had to use excessive force to loosen it." Erskine v. Consolidated Rail Corp., 814 F.2d 266 (6th Cir. 1987)

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Cock Anger

When a male in private is masturbating and other people occupying the same residence or workplace are walking around and talking so loudly the person masturbating can hear them and that person is unable to obtain an orgasm successfully. Because of this the penis starts to get sore, they get blue balls, their blood presure and heart rate raises, and they get very extremely angry and frustrated.

Sometimes responsible for workplace beatings and murders.

I was in the bathroom masturbating and I got Cock Anger cuz my mom kept walking around and talking on the phone. She needs to plant her ass in a chair and get off the phone!

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cock blockin

when a guy is tryin to get laid but
his friend or a her friend or any random person who is a dickhead prevents it

"dude you were totally cock blockin me!!"

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Bent Cock

Usually someone who is a plumber and runs out of L shaped pipe. Need I say more?

hey that Liam plumber has a bent cock

Cock Shaman

A creepy, so called “spiritual” male, who uses “spirituality” to try to get laid. Usually lurks at farmers markets, yoga studios, hot springs and drum circles. Uses a “spiritual” vibe as an attempted i nroad to young girls pants, as an excuse to act “touchy feely”, to engender trust, to elicit inappropriately long hugs, and to insert themselves into conversations or situations under the guise of being “wise” or “enlightened” or “spiritual”.

Is especially pernicious because they present themselves as trustworthy, progressive, sensitive, “woke”, enlightened individuals, when they’re just trying to wet their dicks like most guys. They are not honest with their intentions, relying instead on the emotional, psychological, and spiritual vulnerability of their targets.

This phenomenon is also highly correlated with virtue signalling, sjw’s, overt veganism, man buns, wearing sandals with sockets, and ostentatious liberalism.

My GF and I were having a nice evening at Esalen hot springs, until some Cock Shaman kept following us around and leering creepily.