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A cod piece face is a person who resembles a cod piece. A cod piece is from Middle English: (cod, meaning "scrotum") is a covering flap or pouch that attaches to the front of the crotch of men's trousers and usually accentuates the genital area. It was held closed by string ties, buttons, or other .
Look at her...she has a cod piece face.
Full of 8 year old squeakers on Xbox live that use all their money on camos and supply drops to look the coolest they can as they fly through the sky killing other 8 year old tryhards amen
Before a 8 year old squeaker nerd gets in a game:
OMG HEY MAN I JUST GOT A SUPER GOOD BAL VARIANT OMG LOOK AT THOSE STATS!!!!111 I AM USING THIS THING MAN
When he gets in a game:
OMG WTF WHY DO THESE FAGGOTS KEEP JUMPING OVER ME!! WOW SNIPER WHAT A FAGGOT
Cod Advanced warfare- should have called it Call of Duty Advanced ExoSpamfare Titansty Ops
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When your partner is giving you head on a boat and you cum into their mouth. As the boat is tacking, the boom will hit them in the head and (this is the tricky part) you must hold them underwater until they swallow the mixture of water and semen. As you give them mouth-to-mouth CPR you drink the mixture of sea water semen and vomit. When you eventually throw it all up, you make your partner (who is now conscious) drink the mixture. All the while a lobster is pinching their anus.
Jim's mom has a fear of the ocean ever since she got Cape Cod Chowdah'd by the sailing team.
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A 'cod eye pirate' refers to a sexual act which incorporates a penis being inserted to an empty eye socket. The eye may not be there do to wotever reason. The phrase 'thats my old retina your poking!' is commonly used during a cod eye pirate. A cod eye pirate is given by a male, but can be recieved by either males or females. Recent experiments by lesbians have shown that a dildo can also be used in a cod eye pirate, and is becoming increasingly popular with one eyed lesbians.
That one from Kill Bill, with the eye patch, i bet you'd love to give her a cod eye pirate you sick fuck.
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People who are overly obsessed with Call Of Duty online, and compulsivly play for days on end; thus ruining their social life and making anything they talk about relate to their latest online adventure. Usually sad school children or fat american guys with no life.
A person who repeats to everyone how many kills they have got on call of duty can be described as a 'smelly COD fish'.
Word came about because the nasty verbal annoyance can be compared to the smell of a rotting cod fish, caused by call of duty(cod)
sgtdeath301: OMG that guy yesturday was like tenth prestige and i just completely no-scoped him.
deathman21:(nerdish laugh) huhuheh dude, i was pewning these noobs for like 10 hours man.
normal guy1:jheeze, those two are sad
normal guy2:they are such smelly COD fish
(cool people walk away)
sgtdeath301:WAIT, i got 33 kills and called in 7 uav's ...
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A common sexual act in the remote north:
Step 1: Once the sun has reached high in the sky, awake from your slumber and journey to your local fish market. Identify the least hygienic vendor and purchase 1 lb. of the most rancid cod (preferably chum) available.
Step 2: Return home and grind fish into a fine paste; do not descale or remove bones.
Step 3: Fill condom with sea stank paste and, before allowing to freeze over night, squish drill bit into open end.
Step 4: Remove condom from frozen fish dick and mount on your most powerful handheld drill.
Step 5: Tape down the trigger and enjoy the Alaska Cod Grinder as you rearrange the guts of your sexual partner. Anal play recommended.
Tyler drilled me a new hole last night with an Alaskan Cod Grinder. I’ve never cum harder.
A cod piece made of concrete, which is often worn by African militants in combination with a female wig, a small dainty purse, a pair of Chuck Tailor sneakers, and an AK-47 rifle.
Tyrone hit a scantily clad floozie with the butt of his AK-47 rifle. Then he pulled off his concrete cod piece and blew a load in her eye…
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