blumkin cornea transplant con feces

while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.

plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.

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Con Dinero El Chango Vaila

1. Spanish phrase to express that anything can get done if you have money.

2. Other meaning, "Money talks and bullshit walks."

Nobody wants to do those menial jobs.

Don't worry Pedro will, just give him some loose change "Porque con dinero el chango vaila!"

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Cada quien con su chocolatè

To each their own , with their business . As long as it suits you (:

Well I know you it may not be for everyone but, cada quien con su chocolatè

que hago con mi vida

What do I do with my life (in spanish)

- que hago con mi vida
- No sé
- Yo tampoco

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La Con De Tes Mort

French Insult 'fuck your death'
We Often say it when we Agress somebody in the street.

1)O La con de tes mort donne moi ton fric.
2)LA con de tes mort commen tu me parle

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Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin

The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.

“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”

Con nit co biet gi dau!

This a common catchphrase of Vietnamese parents who failed in educating their children. The sentence means "I am stupid. I am not capable of bearing the responsibility for anything."

Con nít co biet gi dau! Bị thần kinh hay gì!
Con nit co biet gi dau! Có con mèo thôi cũng khóc!