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A count of two balls and two strikes in a baseball game. Named because the umpire putting up two fingers on each hand resembles the "V for Victory" symbols that Richard Nixon flashed to reporters the day he resigned from office.
Ball 2 on the Braves' batter, and now we have a Nixon count
(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.
"Dude - I'm not going to that shwag... Look at the dude count!"
someone with red wine stains on their lips. Looks a bit like they've been drinking blood.
"Look out mate, you're turning into Count Dronkula"
"Oh shit, ta man" wipes off stains
When a white girl performs oral sex on multiple black males in succession, without swallowing or spitting out the sperm of any male and counting each nut followed by "Ha Ha Ha".
"BlubOneBluh HA HA Haaaayuucck,
Two *Cough* HA HA *Gag* Haaa"
The Count Chocula
A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.
1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.
When someone has 2/3 of a strikeout. A Full-Count is when you take a hit from a bong, and take a shot without the beer. Or when you take a hit from a bong and chug a beer without shot.
Dude he got messed up off of that Full-Count. Thank God we forgot the beer...a Strikeout would have been to much for him.
When you’re on a date, and it’s not going so well, but you still have a chance to impress.
Last night I had a full count, managed to get on base