swamp crack

the next stage from GIG BUTT.

its profound and unstoppable sweating and soreness and seapage from the anul passage.

the only temporary cure is a shower head turned to cold setting.

even after numerous COURTESY WIPES, there is still excess SEAPAGE and soreness which in turn developes into SWAMP CRACK.

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Dry Crack

To have anal sex without any lubricant.

Jordan loves anal sex and prefers to dry crack his girlfriend rather than lube up before entry.

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crack corn

To crack corn means to insult somebody.A crack fight is an insult contest, usually involving 'yo mama' jokes.

"Sticks and stones can break my bones but names can never hurt me;Jimmy crack corn and I don't care"

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crack whore

n. A female who provides sexual services in exchange for rocks of crack cocaine, upon which she is physiologically dependent.

Daequon's bitch a crack ho--you gotta git out the rock before you can git out the cock, dogg. Dat's just how it works.

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Cracking Eggs

The act of unloading ones sack onto a woman's face

"What does cracking eggs mean?" James Marriott asked
"Oh damn, I've never even been near a woman"

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Voice Crack

Usually occurs in teens or people under pressure, I for one have my voice crack all the time, many friends mess around with each other over this

"Hey Guuuuuyyyyiieessss" AHAHAHAH
"I Headdd A Pigggg" RAWRROFLAMO
YOU HAD A VOICE CRACK

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Crack Square

A small square of land on Jaffa street in downtown Jerusalem where anglo saxon israelis, tourists, and students go to hang out and get wasted at the most ungodly hours of night

Mom: where were you last night
Me: Crack Square
Mom: I don't want you hanging out there anymore

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