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a black person who's personality is white, dresses white, eats, drinks, and talks white.
"Jesus fucking Christ Gerald look at Malik."
"Typical Nigger Cracker"
*Malik is wearing holister skinny jeans and a holister jacket like a white boi*
*malik also has starbucks iced coffe*
*also tried to date that white chick but got friendzoned.*
I squish Celeste in my knee cracker.
My knee cracker is very hairy.
The hair in my knee cracker won't come off when I shave!
My knee cracker is very sweaty. It makes a farting sound when I squish it.
Something to be given to someone who refuses to correct their grammar.
Person 1: Oh' ma gawd man dats liek awesome
Person 2: God man, here's a Grammar Cracker
the act of leaving xbox live to masturbate late at night
Guy 1: Man, did Bob get off again?
Guy 2: Ya, he told me he was goin' to get crackers
Guy 1: Haha, what a 'uckin homo
The place that fired Brad's wife after 11 years of service (on his birthday no less!)
Hey wanna get cracker barrel for dinner?
Not after they fired Brad's wife!
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A respectful alternative to, "Jesus Christ!"
Friend 1: "Dude, I totally just ate 2 large pizzas all by myself!"
Friend 2: "Cheese and crackers!"
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Expression when something goes wrong.
Mahi: Dude, how is the code coming ?
Randy: Holy crap on a cracker, its not.
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