A fucking bitch 1 inch cock. Sits on his ass eating doritos watching porn while struggling to reach over his fat rolls to grab his tiny ass dick. A loser faggot that can't talk to girls and orders 3 large burgers everytime he pulls up to the drivethru. He is a crack addicted asshole who is also incredibly homosexual. He loves to get pegged by little kids
A ripped dude that has too much testosterone. Upsetting him results in yelling to immediate violence. He doesn't give a fuck about the Manager, he goes straight to the punch. That's what you call a guy Karen. Usually results in a public freakout to bystanders showing justice served.
Derived from searching for an equivalent name for a Karen, but for a guy. Kyle sounded to soft. So Craig, Craigslist Trash, to Craigons and Kraken (Clash of Titans 1981 monster that just expects any sacrifice) derived the term.
"Craig doesn’t give a shit about the manager, just wants to fight."
"Yo - those Craigons just got wrecked. Why did they mess with that chad on the motorcycle."
"TF, that Craig just bitch slapped the bartender for getting cut off. Everyone jumped his ass."
A verb describing the action of craiging someone; to craig an individual.
Person: I should get all my Ex's numbers and send em' a craig.
This example uses craig.
A verb describing the action of craiging someone; to craig an individual.
Person 1: Should I get all my ex's phone numbers and then send them a Craig?
Craig is used in this example.
Someone whom plays combat games that allow a lot of creativity but only plays the most beaten dog meta builds that have ever been. A craig doesn't get good at games, he just uses the one thing that always wins and announces himself the GOAT for it.
dang man another craig; good thing the majority of players are craigs so game designers know exactly what needs to be nerfed. Too bad every craig also messages every person they've ever played against to verbally tea bag after playing like junk themselves.
A Craig is someone who is from Nuevo Laredo, but claims to be from Monterey.
It’s the name of a best mate a mate you can bring with you!
Remember the day I found my Craig
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