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creep weeding

sifting through the many terrible online singles profiles for that one good guy.

i just met an amazing guy online. i had to go through a lot of creep weeding to find him, but i finally did.

by lilyofthevalley22 June 18, 2012


schrodinger's creep

When you say something creepy and decided if it was creepy or not depending on if they take it as a complement or get creeped out

Schrodinger's creep is like when someone says "Your legs look really good" and then depending on if it's an awkward laugh then silence or a thank you you would decide if it was creepy or not

by Ok but seriously this is a wor September 12, 2020


Creep-ticker

The new newsfeed that appears above the facebook chat that shows newsfeeds of obscure and random people and posts that you may have friends of friends with but have actually no personal contact with that person. Thus, creating a ticking timebomb for the moment you comment on a random status or picture making you look like the ultimate creeper.

Creeper comment- "This picture is hilarious"

Unknowing victim- "Who are you?"

Creeper comment- " Oh I am your girlfriend's cousin's best friend... sorry you showed up on my creep-ticker when I was chatting"

**Creeper thinks to himself DAMN you creep-ticker**

by eLMacK September 23, 2011


creep crawler

someone who is so fucking shady that in time their footsteps have become silenced and their names forgotten along with this they can never be photographed after assuming the role.

Hey man the fuckin Gary Busey is becoming quite the little creep crawler.

by C.C. Deville September 2, 2007


The Bemidji Creep

The act of sneaking your car into the far right of a “straight” lane, effectively making a (illegal) right turn lane. Extremely popular in some regions, particularly Bemidji, MN.

“This guy Bemidji Creep (ed) next to me and took off my passenger side mirror
The Bemidji creep is so useful…and annoying”

Bemidji Creep: to make an illegal right turn lane by splitting the straight lane

by In the Sun July 25, 2022


sneak creeping

sneaking up outta nowhere to merk niggas in fortnight

this dude on fortnight was sneak creeping while I was boonk ganging shit from houses

by Its.me.Jim. February 5, 2018


creeping^2

When you creep on a creeper

Why are you creeping on that creep?
Its not creeping its Creeping^2

by kh<3df February 15, 2009

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