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Someone who creeps around stalking people with threats of attacking them with feces.
Elizabeth was always called The Brown Creeper because she stalked interns and rubbed feces on them when she wasn't looking.
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I'm a Creeper
Minecraft's Grim Reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda
I'm not a creature that'll eat ya
But I'll leave ya petrified, Peter!
Reminds peeps of Minesweeper
Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep
I'll find your mine, I'm a mind reader
Now the mine is mine, it's finders keepers
Oh hi, I'm a creeper
So nice, nice to meet ya
Is that the time? It's time to leave
And tick
Tock
Tick
Tock
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A new but rapidly growing internet meme featuring a picture of a wolf with superimposed text.
Creeper wolf is a much better meme than Rape Hawk, but he's got nothing on insanity wolf.
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; used in conjuction with creeper ; creeper mcgee describes someone who is a creeper to the highest level of creepiness ; this term is to be used with great consideration
"he practically followed me the whole night! Creeper Mcgee!"
**NOT to be spelled "micgee"
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(Noun): A person at the office that has stalker like attributes, normally of the male persuasion. One who creeps on people around the office, and sometimes outside of the office, in social settings. A relentless pervert of the office who skeezes on the women therein.
Wow, Bob is such an Office Creeper.
Mike was on the prowl this morning, doing a good job of his new found job title, Office Creeper.
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When you see a creep you get a beep.
Works on transvestites, rapists, and your everyday creeper.
When a creep walks by you or talks to you a buzzing goes off. Thats your creeper beeper.
James: Oh my, look at johnny eating dirt.
Sally: He makes my creeper beeper go off. Hes walking towards us! *BEEP BEEP*
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What is the Grim Creeper? It's that girl or guy who creeps over after a hard night's drinking at the bar. You know the kind, when you strike out and the only option you have left is that number on your phone you keep telling yourself that you will never call again, yet you leave it in your phone. If you find yourself with a Grim Creeper in your room, remember:
1. Put together a Grim Creeper safety kit.
Make sure you've got latex gloves in there, because most Grim Creepers claim to have latex allergies. This may be a ploy so you'll have unprotected sex with them and catch the cooties and maybe make a baby.
2. All Field Hockey Players Are Grim Creepers.
There is absolutely no exception to this rule. If you play field hockey, you are a Grim Creeper. No question.
How to recognize a Grim Creeper.....
If you're at a college party, rodeo, carnival or morgue, there's a good chance you'll cross paths with one. If you're unsure whether or not it's definitely one and don't want to risk sucker-punching an innocent person, ask yourself these three questions:
Is the person drunk?
Is the person constantly groping their crotch (crabs)?
Did the person excuse themselves to visit the restroom with two middle-aged bartenders and their dog?
If you answered yes, you've got a Grim Creeper on your hands. Run away!!!!
Oh look, I'm in St. Joseph at the Muny!!! This place is full of GRIM CREEPERS!!!!!!
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