a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.
Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs
female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.
When you nut on her lip and then she kisses you
I heard your cousin got a good old crispy kreme bro!
issa crispy chicken fried piece of almond joys in yo butt
yo bro u got a crispy butt nut in yo butt
A phrase used to describe someone who is a melt or wetwipe. It is Usually followed up after calling someone a Bacon
Is that Johnny boy over there?
Yeah mate he’s a bacon, absolute crispy streak
A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.
That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.
gi: look at that crispy critter
nva spy: haha yeah man lets go massacre this montagnard village
Butter that makes your toast crispy.
Like how wet soft warm butter makes your toast soggy. Cold and clean cut (crispy butter) keeps your butter crispy