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Crispy Missus

a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.

Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs

female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.

by Fabio Stiller November 28, 2020


Crispy kreme

When you nut on her lip and then she kisses you

I heard your cousin got a good old crispy kreme bro!

by Boot Ass hunter October 24, 2017


crispy butt nut

issa crispy chicken fried piece of almond joys in yo butt

yo bro u got a crispy butt nut in yo butt

by mother gosling April 16, 2020


Crispy Streak

A phrase used to describe someone who is a melt or wetwipe. It is Usually followed up after calling someone a Bacon

Is that Johnny boy over there?

Yeah mate he’s a bacon, absolute crispy streak

by LiamKev January 29, 2023


Crispy Critter

A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.

That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.

by Poopbuttshitpants October 15, 2022


crispy critter

A victim of napalm

gi: look at that crispy critter
nva spy: haha yeah man lets go massacre this montagnard village

by william westmoreland October 25, 2023


Crispy butter

Butter that makes your toast crispy.

Like how wet soft warm butter makes your toast soggy. Cold and clean cut (crispy butter) keeps your butter crispy

by Crispy butter May 22, 2021