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n. a crush on someone you see all the time, but do not actually know personally. Their name may be known, but they are usually refer to by some sort of nickname. Also see, nanocrush
1. I have a total stranger crush on the chick that works at the record store.
2. I saw "Orange Ipod boy" on the bus again today. God I have such a stranger crush on him!
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When you meet an old man who you wish was your grandpa.
Old Man- Have some money. (:
Young Person- Thanks!
*GRANDPA CRUSH!*
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An Internet Crush is a crush that you have developed over the internet. You most likely have not seen this person in real life an have just chatted with them. Some places that people could develop an Internet Crush is Online games, Blogs,Forums, Chatrooms, ETC.
"I think I have an Internet Crush on that guy off youtube."
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Someone who you used to have a crush on and is currently:
a) a friend
b) a person you never even talk to
c) a jerk
d) a completely immature person
a) You: Hey there!
ex crush: 'Sup?
b) Friend: You know Aaron?
You: Aaron who...oh, right, that guy!
c) Friend: Did you hear Ben shoved Chris yesterday?
You: That son of a bitch!
d) Friend: Danny left home last week because his mom wouldn't give him a car.
You: *rolls eyes*
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The delicious combination of Captain Morgan and Orange Crush originated by Easycore singer Tyler White in the suburbs of Detroit, Michigan. Tastes like a creamsicle. The addition of Orange Crush lowers the bite of the rum and enhances the taste all together. Usually consumed in a water bottle, when half a fifth of Captain Morgan's is left, or just chasing Captains with Crush.
Other flavors of Crush and even other kinds of Orange Soda can be used and still qualify as Cap'n Crush but nothing beats the original combination.
Eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch during your intoxication off the drink is recommended.
Last night that Cap'n Crush totally snuck up on me
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An addictive Bejeweled knock-off featuring various candies that was originally released in 2011, blazing the trail for freemium games and mindless time-killing apps. The game is currently only played by Candy Crush addicts; it fell from relevancy in mid-2013.
"Does anyone even play that weird candy crushing game anymore?" - Kevin
"I love Candy Crush! I actually find it kind of intellectually stimulating!" - Hannah,a Candy Crush Addict age 22, currently on level 1268
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A itty bitty teeny tiny crush one has on another.
also used falsely to conceal a much larger crush or obsession one has.
H: do you like Katie?
N:no
H: not even a baby crush?
N: okay maybe a little...
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