David is the name for a man who is a fool
Did you see David? Some say he is such a fool
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he will haunt you in your sleep and aways has a ruler on him, he loves to stab people WITH the ruler and has violent urge at least once a minute, he will be always ready to attack, STAY AWAY.
HE WILL STAB WITHOUT WARNING
"HEY IS THAT DAVID?" I SAY
"RUN!" says dude next to me
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βOh my god he looks like a potato, he must be a Davidβ
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a man who wonβt mind his damn business
David: wait why does johnny have so many soaps?
johnny: mIND YO DAMN BUSINESS DAVID
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short dick and has ligma
david has ligma and he is bad at fortnite
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A guy who gets late to uni even though he only lives up the road (roughly 5 mins). He plays fortnite all day, with all those sweaty wins.
Don't be like David, he is not punctual at all, and has no skill in fortnite
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David was a guy.
He had a pet pufferfish and a garden.
Me: Why can't David have a wand?
Seefop: You have suggested way too many David wands
Me: He's David tho
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