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A conglomeration of the worst things from hell that somehow found its way to earth. This succubus/demoness/bitch takes the form of a human female and tries to fit in with the human community. However, it is quite easy to detect this monstrosity and its out-of-placeness due to its extremely homely and ugly appearance and disfigured features of its body such as perhaps a horribly disgusting pot belly or a gigantic mole on its arm which it may try to cover up with a band-aid or something. Hence due to its failure to appear appealing, the creature is forced to act promiscuous in order to a victim (usually drunk or blind) to siphon the poor soul out of. It will also use gut-wrenching, low blow tactics and whatever it can in order to make itself look better in front of others. These tactics can include anything from gossip to snitching, or any other actions that society may consider graceless. This creature is quickly able to harbor the hatred of others. Which is actually a positive thing due to the fact that people will work together to unite against it. In only a matter a time, the human society will bind together to burn this hellion on a stake in order to serve it justice. However, the best way to rid of this demon and prevent it from doing any damage to your community is to obtain a harpoon-gun and shoot it through the heart and burning the body. However, do not throw the ashes into the ocean. For it will spread its HIV throughout the ocean. A warning to all, if one even suspects someone in your very own community to be the she demon, get your harpoon ready.
Guy 1: Dude, the freaking she demon tried to bang my brother the other day.
Guy 2: Isn't your brother blind?
Guy 1: Exactly.
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Another way of saying "doing algebra homework".
Person#1: Hey, what are you up to
Person#2: In my room, fighting demons
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it gives you health in dragon hunter 2, careful it can blind you if it gets in your eyes, basically cum.
no... open your mouth and drink it, demon blood is good it gives you health.
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A person who is bipolar, insane, and homophobic.
Guy1: You see that gut over there?
Guy2: The quiet looking one?
Guy1: Yeah
Guy2: He is a demonic cendome don't mess with him.
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When one drinks nearly a full bottle of jäger to his or herself, they may feel as if their body has become overtaken by the "exorcist". This will result in a lot of screaming absurd things in a deep demonic voice....followed by, Terrible mosh dancing, accusing others of smelling like dog shit, a strange appetite for paper bags, banging your head off of ceiling fan switches, and a high risk of hitting on a very unattractive middle aged woman, who is already taken by a weird man, with a cat obsession...and that dislikes everything that changed since he was a child. A Jäger demon is something you do not want to encounter. Many incidents have resulted in broken glasses, bloody shoulder blades, and laryngitis. Jäger is an amazing beverage, just be careful to not abuse it's amazing powers!
"Joey had jäger demons and told everyone Darlene gave him a rim job."
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Term used to explain away a circumstance that no one accepts responsibility for, or that seemingly cannot be explained in a prosaic manner.
Mike: Who the fuck took a bite out of my sandwich?
Ike: I dunno. I guess the demon did it.
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