When your day is really in the dirt, shitty, and/or unmotivated
The world is crashing and you just cannot adult. It’s a poopy diaper day
This is a management style by wich "you keep your ass covered at all times"!
During the PowerPoint Presentation my boss was -as usual- giving a perfect example of diaper management!
In the late 1600's , the Pilgrims from England brought forth a tradition steeped in wealth and glory. Presenting a fellow Pilgrim with a (full) Dirty diaper is a sign of tenderness and respect. In proper tradition , the recipient of said diaper must then reciprocate the gesture buy bringing forth one apple pie.
Miles !!!! Come forth as I should transfer this Dirty diaper and you shall give birth to a apple pie in it's infancy.
When changing a poopy diaper and you get some on your hand. Can happen concurrently with diaper foot.
Uh-oh, looks like daddy got diaper hand!
oh no guys i shitted in my diaper big shit nazi man hitler
guy 1: hey guys have you listened to suprx’s new song?
guy 2: no, cuz his music is big shitty diaper
A garbage bag used as a diaper to prevent your friend or loved one,who is a notorious bed wetter, from pissing on your couch in their sleep. The bed wetting is usually a result of excessive fluid consumption.
Dude, Timmy made me wear a white trash diaper after I pissed on his couch the last time I crashed at his place.
The place trendy babies get their clothes.
Emily: Where did you get that tutu? It's so hot!
Bridgette: Diaper Couture, of course! That's where all the cute babies go!