A being that can only communicate through a shitty soundboard, or downloaded audio files. Sits in online chat rooms playing those same audio files for hours.
1: Man that Josh Dingle sure was rocking last night.
2: I know right?
When you have been sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs become numb and fall asleep.
man 1: Ahh man, i was in there so long that my legs are Dingle-dead...
man 2: Man that sucks, man, i hope you get to feeling better bro...
man 1: Thanks bro
A synonym for anal sex. Dingle - rootword dingle berries, hence coming from the ass hole. Banging - another word for sex.
Guy: Man you have such a beautiful ass hole.
Girl: Thanks, you gave me such a rough dingle banging last night.
To fail at something; When a person messes up the simplest task. a Detroit Lions fan.
Example 1: The patient dies on the operating table, the doctor thinking to him//her self "man I really dingled that up"
Example 2: Teammate 1- "Take your time and shoot, its an open net"
Teammate 2 - *misses open net
Teammate 1- "man you really dingled that up"
You would use "Dingle" as if you would coconut mall someone.
YOU JUST GOT DINGLED, YOU NOW HAVE TO SIT HERE FOR 15 MINUTES OR DINGLE SOMEONE ELSE.
you have been dingled when someone keeps a thread going for hours with juicy original content, and then TOTALLY FUCKS YOU OVER.
I was a persian from 200 A.D, but then i got dingled