Schrodinger's douchebag

A person who decides if they were being ironic or not base on how people react to it

That guy is a Schrodinger's douchebag

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Mr. Douchebag

A Song by Your Favorite Martian.

"Dear Mr. Douchebag,

we all agree that,

you are a DUMBASS!

Why cant you see that?"

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synchronized douchebags

When there are two cars in front of you on a two-lane road going exactly the same speed, preventing you from passing. Can be expanded for three or more lanes, or even walking behind people on the sidewalk.

I would have been here earlier but these damn synchronized douchebags on the Parkway didn't let me pass for 20 miles!

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IPA Douchebag

Someone who drinks IPA once and thinks they are better than everyone. They make fun of people for not drinking or liking IPA drinks.

Scott you are a IPA douchebag because I are making fun of me for not drinking IPA.

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douchebag parade

A group of douche-bags (two or more douche-bags) travelling as a pack. Members of this group will exhibit some or all of the following characteristics:
1. wearing ballcaps placed ridiculous high on their head so the brim is perpendicular to the earth;
2. wearing a toque (knitted cap) in warm weather;
3. wearing shades indoors;
4. wearing a golf shirt with the collar popped;
5. swearing around children and elderly people;
6. wearing ballcaps indoors;
7. making racist, misogynistic, or other offensive remarks;
8. having some sort of tattoo or ear plug that renders them unemployable anywhere other than in a tattoo shop.

Are those guys dressed in black ball caps, black shorts that go past their knees, and black socks and shoes while while down the beach make racist remarks and cursing up a storm?

Does that guys have a spider web tattoo up the back of his skull?

And check out that guy with the ear plugs the size of frying pans?

They're all friends with one another?

Yup... that's a total douchebag parade.

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douchebag tag

noun: A method of identifying douchebags by their obnoxiously designed facial hair.

Britney Spears should have know to stay away from paparrazo ex-boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, because of the douchebag tag on his chin.

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Douchebag Drunk

When an obvious douchebag gets incredible drunk and begins to break property, such as windows, doors, lamps, furniture, etc.

Joe got douchebag drunk last night and punched through the front door glass of the dorm lobby. The cops came and fined him big time.

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