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First off I would like to say emo is not emotional... it's something like emoite or something like that... a genre of music NOT like goth or sad or pansy stuff But, since the word has now come to mean that I will define the NEW term.
Emo is an adjective meaning goth but much less cool and more unnecessary hatefulness to yourself.

Ways to be emo:

1. Have an awesome life but make it seem like it sucks just so you can make people feel sorry for you.
(sadly the next one is how my idiot of a friend got turne)
2. Even though they know there life is great said to themselves one day,
"Emo is so cool! I wanna do it to!"
And thus the cycle begins....
3. Actually have a sucky life but are to much of a pansy to do anything about it.
4. Just love hurting them selfs because they're retarded.
Once they start it happens like this,
First they just wallowing in self pity until they finally brake and throw a sissy fit saying "You don't know anything about me or my bad life!"
Cry. (pansy)
Cut. (because there idiots... {non-wannabe: to mask the pain of there life with real pain})
finally at some point in there life {before they graduate collage) They either kill them selfs or realize how stupid they look and change there ways...

emo dude: My life is so sucky!
me: Good for you.....
emo dude: I mean no one understands me!
me: yea..... I don't either get over it...
emo dude: You just don't understand! :cry:
me: I really don't care.....

by oOTeh Tooth fairyOo March 19, 2008

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emo

Someone who dresses a certain way (you know the emo look) to maintain a stereotype. People SHOULD be able to wear skinny legs and loads of eyeliner etc. without it being emo or posery, but now they cant because no one cant tell the difference between people who like tight jeans etc. and someone who wears them soley for a look. My advice, sacrifice wearing tight jeans etc., they dont look good anyway. If possible try to create your own look, or not even a look, just be a person with clothes on, FUCK what people think. "Fuck what people think? Your saying to not wear certain things so people wont have an opinion. Thats what YOU think. Are you not a person?" I hear you say? Well if you dont care what people think you wont TRY to wear emo things and believe your unique. Having THAT hairstyle and being 'emotional' doesnt make you unique people. If you are trying to do that you are only getting sucked into this whirlpool of bullshit

emo wannabe poser shithead: I have a face-covering fringe and colourful hair, it isnt black, i broke ONE emo barrier. I'm unique now.

Educated Being: No you arent. Youre wearing colours; WOOPDIDOO! You are TRYING to be unique. Thats a problem you SIMPLE MINDED FOOL. Stop thinking so deeply into people opinions of you.

by MetalheadRosie666 April 18, 2008

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emo

A: a genre of whiney music, associated with punk rock
B: someone who whines about something that is not tragic nor interesting
C: a "look" that involves pretending to look thoughtful and interesting by putting hair in the face and tilting the head down.

I have messy long hair, listen to rock music with feelings, and complain about my young middle-class life, therefore I am emo.

by tomatosareawful July 12, 2006

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emo

seeing as there is much bullshit around about emo being angst ridden teens and melodramitc singers whining about relationships. Yet i have many emo Cds that have only 1 relationship song. Emo means emotive hardcore, not emotional. Its a genre of music, not a style. When kids call themselves emo. yes it is fake, and they are following a trend. But the music itself can also by called Post-hardcore. Emo music is ebout emotion
but every song in the world has an emotion.
Emo does it in a harder kind of way opposing the crappy sound of rap and bubblegum pop

emo kid: Im so emo i want to die
Me: GO fuck urself. emo is about the music

by scrabbydo August 9, 2006

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emo

A bunch of whiny, white, middle class teenagers. Can go on a week long emotional rollercoaster just because someone finished all the Coco Pops.
Emos normally tend to have a lot of msn/myspace friends. Do not be alarmed, it is not because theyre well liked, actually, emos manifest with other emos which creates this large whiny group of teenagers. Emos have long, greasy, unwashed hair, which is required to cover at least 2/3 of the face.
Emo music is commonly known as soft-cock punk, often containing seemingly-castrated emos singing in whiny high-pitched voices.
Found in corners, normally crying, the male emo attracts the female emo by either writing a soft-cock emo song containing droning guitar riffs or striking a conversation on how much life sucks. Characterised by the movement of their heads, as every 2 meters they walk they swing their heads in an attempt to stop their greasy hair sticking to their face.
If an emo is contemplating suicide by cutting his/her wrists, remember to remind him/her, it's down the road, not across the street.
Preferred killing method is disemowelment, do not decapitate, theyre just like roaches.
Preferred bait for emos are iPods or Chucks signed by Fallout Boy.
It is really very satisfying to punch an emo, try it some time.
If you ever see an emo walking the street, be sure to run him/her down with your car. The fewer the better.

Person 1: OH MY GOD, THAT EMO JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR!!!
Person 2: Good.
Person 1: Yeah..
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Emo Boyfriend: Hey
Emo Girlfriend: Hey
Emo BF: Life sucks
Emo GF: Yeah..
Emo GF: You want something to drink?
Emo BF: Yeah get me an orange juice
Emo GF: Theres none left...
Emo BF: OH GOD!!! (sobs)

by i hate all emos October 12, 2008

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emo

Emo meaning emotional is a new craze across the young 'uns! emos can be spotted by a greasy fringe, skinny jeans, hoodies and a general grunting distain for those around them. Emo gangs try to act depressed and generally buy a copy of marilyn mansuns greatest hits. They pretend to know everything about punk and rock (even though most of them weren't born when kurt cobain died)they wear t-shirts saying 'kurt cobain died for us' which in short is a pretencious pile of wank that's spread across our society! Don't get me wrong I appreciate that everybody has problems, and i am by no means a chav... (they're all scum and should be shot!)... but come on people. We are british, we do not parade around showing our emotions and slitting our wrists and acting depressed. We as a nation are supposed to have the stiff upper lip and generally repressed attitude to our feelings!

It needs no example just look at a group of depressive teens and you'll see the emo crowd.

by fed-up-of-emos September 26, 2007

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emo

Emos are people that shop at hot topic, cut their selfs an talk about suicide because they don't have shit in life to be depressed enough to, or have big enough balls to really kill their selfs.

OR, Goths that find life easier to buy clothes with chains an straps already attached while still claiming to be a goth, they are just a subclass added to the hot topic scene.

OR, Punks, pretty much like hot topic goths

We should fucking burn down all the Hot Topics to stop the EMO CANCER. That would be very emo.

by Stoichiometry June 28, 2007

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