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When you have a massive load and you cum all over your girl’s face
Brad: How’d the date go last night?
Chad: Listen. Weather forecast at my house, 100% chance of facial hail.
*Douchey frat guy hand shake*
When you have a massive load and you cum all over your girls face.
Brad: How’d the date go last broski?
Chad: Listen. Weather prediction for last night? 100% chance of Facial Hail
When a man ejaculates on the camera during a zoom call with another person or persons.
Max blew his wad during the conference call giving the entire staff a Zoom Facial. Max is no longer employed with the company.
A kinky sexual ritual where one specimen shits into a container of melted ice cream. Wait 10 minutes until mixing the juices. While mixing and laxatives. Then use the cream as shaving cream.
This morning I used my Faeces Facial and I fell fresh.
When you pull your dick out of a woman’s pussy and finish in your hand, then throw it in her face as hard as possible.
Damn we were so drunk on shine that I gave that stripper an Appalachian Facial.
Someone who can't grow facial hair.
Dave has that facial hair survivor type of baby face.
when you wipe your face in a used cumin rag
i don’t wanna give my sun Jonny an expired facial when he sleeps in daddy’s bed