When he jizzes on your face and throws you in the fire
Hey gurl why you burnt not turnt, "just a casual lava facial w bbc dude
When a girl receives a football in the face, usually by accident.
The Pigskin Facial was made famous by Sportscaster Pam Oliver in 2013.
"Man, that throw was a perfect spiral, she should have caught it with her hands, but instead she got a massive pigskin facial!"
Video example, see: Pam Oliver takes Chandler Harnish football to the face before Colts-Giants game
When someone sits on someone else's fave and starts ripping ass
Mason "how did you get pink eye?"
Rain "oh I got a Missouri facial last night"
When a Male ejacualtes on the screen of his phone, which on it has a picture of another person.
Damn! Frederick just gave that hoe a cyber facial!
Facial taint is the skin space between your nose and your mouth. The space where your mustache lives.
Tony Selleck's mustache is so glorious because he has significant facial taint.
A Confederate Facial is when one of two events occur.
1. When you nut in a girl's eye and spit tobacco juice in the other.
2. When you finish off, punch a girl in the face to where she starts seeing stars and put your arms over her face in an X position.
The South can only rise again if you give her the ol' Confederate Facial!
The etymology of this word has been lost by historians, counter-intuitively the world also is not related to physical cheese or spa treatments.
A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.
Chichael- Bro, I have been trying for weeks to grow out facial hair to make me look like the evil burger king, but since I am a little boy in a mans body my facial hair comes in patchy and thin.
Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!
::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::
Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!