fanny nappy

A rag based product used to absorb the monthly blood of woman in order to prevent it dripping down her leg and causing embarrassment. Ancient Romans used dead hamsters due to the absorbancy of the fur. Today some tribes in Africa use dried leaves and after the cycle has finished they smoke the leaves to ward off evil spirits.

Brands include Tampax, Bodyform and Tesco Value.

Would come out in conversation thus:

"Shit, I have run out of fanny nappies" or
"Whats up John? I didn't get any last night the bitch was wearing a fanny nappy"

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Fanny Guitar

(Australia, Britain) - Female Masturbation
The act of strumming one's own female sex organs.
Often results in pain due to friction after a particulalry energetic session.

US Adaptation: Pussy Guitar

Olivia: What are you doing over there Linda?
Linda: Nothin much just playing a bit of Fanny Guitar

Ness loved nothing more after a hard days work than to strum her Fanny Guitar

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fanny annie

an over enthuisiastic idiot

oh he's such a fanny annie when it comes to football

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FANNY WANKER

well a fanny wanker is a girl hu pulls the lips of her fanny (the labia) up and down this is a fanny wank

god ur ur such a fanny wanker go n av a fanny wank u fanker (fanny + wanker = fanker)

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Fanny Mankler

A Women who has the ability to pull her vagina flaps down over her ankles

Huge big Flaps that scrape on the ground

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fanny rubber

When certain people *cough* a friend of mine.. likes to "rub" their fanny.

Since i cant get laid...... im just gonna rub my fanny! Im such a fanny rubber!

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Fishy fanny

Her fanny smells of fish when she opens her legs

Go on Kyle lad get in there that fishy fanny u must love it

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