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A Fap Ninja is someone who can masturbate on several occasions without ever getting caught.
Person One: "Whoa bro, I didn't even get caught, again!"
Person Two: "Whoa man, you're a real Fap Ninja!"
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The one who takes fapping to a whole new level. He is a legend, a masterful, master of masturbation. He is the "Lord of the Fap"
One may never witness the FAP of the Lord of the FAP. It is so extraordinary that the eyes would be set afire, the hair would turn to snakes, and the heart would explode as the genitals burst into flames.
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When one faps (masturbates) so hard that they cum in their coffee.
Guy 1: UGH This coffee is so salty, it's like a fap-pechino!
Guy 2: Who actually cums in their coffee?
Guy 1: You never know with the internet.
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When a song comes on and you know you can fap to that shit.
"Connor was playing the impossible game and that game has fap tunes written all over it."
"I was about to fap to this one video when my sister barged in my room playing some nice faptunes...So i fapped to that."
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A person's internet history after watching excessive amounts of pornography.
Their path through porn sites can be followed, step by step.
Dude! You better delete your fap map before your girlfriend gets home.
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When your fingers are stuck in fap-position after an especially extreme session of fapping.
John: Dude what's up with your fingers?
Adam: I got fap finger man. Damn Angelina Jolie movie marathon...
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When you stick your ham inside a bread roll and cream. (cream optional)
Kyle man, last night i made myself a fap roll for dinner.
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