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flap fiddler

Aa flap fiddler is someone who enjoys fingering girls, i.e. fiddling with her fanny flaps. Usually used to describe a lesbian but can be used to describe a man too

Girl 1: Did u no that jessica is a flap fiddler?

Girl 2: Yeah she told me that she fingered brooke last night.

by Sexy Girl xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx August 6, 2006

37๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


piss flaps

Old saggy vadge lips or abnormally huge labia majoras; mythical cunt lips on women of loose morals. Piss Lips are what most busted old whores end up with in the putird old age of 60 and up...

Your mothers piss flaps are a dark black on the outer edges, blending into a dark brown going in and finally a rashy-pink at her sad dry entrance.

She needs to stop pissing in the river, her piss flaps will catch parsitic cheese!

by Blu Finger April 6, 2008

70๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


butt flap

when obesity causes rolls to protrude from the buttocks, causing a sort of 'flap' that at time may sway to and fro.

omgz my butt flap, someone help, need butt flap assistance

by buttflapexpert June 7, 2006

22๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Happy Flaps

A bikini burger, a vertical bacon sandwich

I tell you, she was so up for a porking her happy flaps were dripping with fanny batter, opened up like a wizard's sleeve revealing a gash as smooth and slick as an inside-out dolphin!

by Fanal Gourmand March 18, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


meat flaps

when a females genitals are so flappy and used the insides sag out and hang from exhaustion

man i saw my mums meat flaps the other day, it looked dead

by Hakko December 11, 2003

105๐Ÿ‘ 103๐Ÿ‘Ž


flapping chicken

the act of orally stimulating one bloke whilst simultaneously masturbating two others.

Taras really had the flapping chicken going on last night. Next time we should bring a neck brace for him.

by P. McDiddy June 17, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flap Trap

The extra wrinkly folds as obtained from having such conditions as Hound Dog Syndrome (HDS) are wrapped around the penis and used as a fuck toy. The penis is thrust into the surrounding flab of skin, usually with some form of lubrication, either saliva or artificial lube.

"That fucking ex-fatty Sarah was giving me terrible head, so I flap trapped the fuck out of her."

by 1fist2far June 22, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž