sir funk

King of any of the following, Stank, Rotten, Foul smelling, Bad Coordination, Bad jokes, Bad taste (humor or anything else).

You are the sir funk of garbage.

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Jungle Funk

An alternative name for the popular kitchen cleaner 'Cif'.

That kitchen is bloody filthy - get some Jungle Funk on it.

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head funk

a term used to describe marijuana that is covered in keef with barely any leaves and tight buds.

Oh damn check out the head funk in this issue of High Times

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junk funk

The distinct stench that smothers items from donation shops or consignment stores. Junk funk often is a smelly mixture of stale tobacco, mildew, animal dander, and other odors that accumulate in storage spaces or dirty places along with hair and unnamed "items" or stains. It's typically impossible to fully remove junk funk from the item which it inhabits.

Tom: Hey, check out this cool leather jacket I just got from Goodwill. Only six dollars.

Talula: Yep, and it wreaks of junk funk.

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munt funk

noun - the smell that is left on one's finger after touching a "ripe" asshole.

i was totally going to try rimming this dude, until I got a whiff of his munt funk and almost puked on his legs.

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Pulling a Funk

This is when a person drinks way too much at pre-drink and passes out before him and his crew hit the club or a party. On the occasion when this lightweight actually does reach the party or club they almost instantly pass out because they are not familiar with their new environment since they are accustomed to the couch or bed, forcing everyone to cancel the night out and take him home.

I don't think David is gonna make it to the club he's Pulling a Funk

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p funk

code word for a porno flick.

Last night I rented two p funks at Spanky's.

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