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german hanky

After sex with a condom the mustard patch or tardy patch becomes an issue so you leave the room to find something to clean up the mustardy goo. You invariably end up in the kitchen where you pick out the grimy dirty yellow dish cloth that will serve as clean-up. You then hang it back up since it's done it's job.

I wonder if I should tell my roommates about the german hanky I used to clean up my tard patch. Hmm, on second thought maybe not.

by hexicon September 13, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


German Bulldozer

During 69 The Man Turns, Facesits The Woman And Defecates In Her Her Mouth, Then Continues To Have Oral Sex, In The End The Womans Face Looks Like A Construction Site.

Dude Last Night I Gave My Hooker A Cleveland Steamer!

Yea, Well I Gave Mine A German Bulldozer!

by J.J McDong September 14, 2008

685๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


German Lumberjack

When a man dresses as Adolf Hitler, kidnaps a jewish person, and finds a unlucky female victim. The jew is killed and stuff in the womens anal cavaity and the man dressed up as Hitler shits in her mouth, sews it shut and with the extra shit A hitler moustache is drawn on the females face.

Woman: Why are you dressed up as Hitler?

Man: Im about to go kidnap a jew and shove him directly up your ass...

Woman: Im up for new experiances!

Man: Good and than im going to shit in your mouth and rub it all on your face

Woman: Yes please! i love German Lumberjack!

by AdolfHitler_69edyourjew October 2, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


german Bombshell

when you take a fat shit and the crap leaving your ass hits the water and splashes the dirty water on your ass

"ahhhhhh, gross i dropped a german bombshell in there.... it all over the place." (Brian)

by 0010011 February 8, 2006

30๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


German Blender

A German Blender occurs when you take a girl on a lazy river and lay her inside four or five inner tubes on the water. As she floats down the river, you spin, churning up her insides and causing her to become nauseous. After a few minutes inside the blender, the girl can no longer take it and hurls all over your penis and testicles. She then proceeds to suck it off, making it a sexual experience to say the least.

If you and a girl want to get down, and are at a water park, try the German Blender. It goes as follows.
Cindy: I really want to suck your penis.
Bo: That would be nice, but since we are at a water park, let's try the German Blender!

by Animalraper69 April 5, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


German Lasagna

1. Code word for Jagermeister. Commonly used in conversation by underage drinkers.

Person 1: You, what are we having tonight?
Person 2: Some German Lasagna.
Person 1: Good.

by ~j.ln. February 2, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


German Handshake

The act of wiping one's ass with your hand after deficating, then shaking hands with an unsuspecting person. Most likely a person you don't like. Also related to "Stink Bomb."

"Hey, there is Ed, he is such an asshole! I am going to give him a German Handshake."

by MimePuncher6000 November 22, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž