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The practice of making unorthodox memorials to the recently deceased, like airbrushed t-shirts featuring the likeness of the dead or MySpace tribute profiles featuring lots of animated images and bad original music. So named because the people who do this sort of thing often belong to a very specific socioeconomic segment.
Did you see Keesha's family on BART last night? They're all wearing those ghetto grief shirts from her cousin Shontaine's funeral.
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very similar to the crack monkey, the ghetto goblin is often found roaming 'hoods, parking lots, ect looking for money or merchandise to sell for drugs. They will steal everything from ashtray change to lawn equipment to burnt CD's to try and support their habit.
Did anyone see the ghetto goblin that stole the change and CD's out of my car?
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Well known for his abnormally large chin, Ghetto Jr. is the most Ghetto person in the world, discounting Ghetto Kid, Ghetto, and Arnold, when he wants to be Ghetto. Ghetto Jr. is one of the first members of the Legion of the Fags. He loves Kavya Shankar to death. He always says "AWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!" unless it has something to do with Loser or Loserette, in which case he says, "AWWWWWWWWWW no." His primary method of communication is sign language via chin, and his primary method of attack is thrusting his chin out at his opponent.
I got into a fight with Ghetto Jr. once. He knocked me out in 3 seconds by hitting me with his chin, and then he proceeded to say, "AWWWWWW YEAHHHHH" and fuck Kavya Shankar while saying, "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH".
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A trait developed when one has lived in the ghetto for an extended amount of time. It allows the listener to distinguish between certain characteristics of the area - such as a gun shot.
*bang bang*
Person #1: Gun shots!
Person #2: How did you know that?
Person #1: Ghetto ear.
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A vehicle, usually at LEAST 10 years old, that runs like shit, but has a set of rims that are double, sometimes triple the value of the actual vehicle, and sometimes a sound system worth even more.
Most commonly driven by, but not always limited to, people residing in the ghetto, or african americans.
You can usually hear them coming from the neighboring area code, weither its the stereo turned all the way up or just the sound the shitbox vehicle makes while accelerating.
Guy who's misfortune has lead him to drive through the ghetto: Whats that noise
(buzzzzzzz, clank, clank, clank,bump bump, thump)
shiney ass rims on a 1992 ford contour passes by
Passenger thats familiar with the area: O thats a Ghetto Bentley, you cant get that at the dealership
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The art of exploring sketch parts of urban areas, usually afflicted by urban decay. Prime locations involve areas immediately in or surrounded by the MLK Drive of that city. Most active hours of ghetto exploring occur between 8 and 10 PM. Ghetto Exploring usually occurs in a vehicle operated by a driver accompanied by a front seat navigator who usually wields a bat for safety; exploring on foot is plausible but is not strongly recommended. These missions are peaceful in nature, and are not meant to provoke.
Friend 1: You want to go ghetto exploring tonight?
Friend 2: Yeah, one sec, let me grab my safety bat.
Friend 1: Okay, just remember, don't make eye contact.
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The description of an article of clothing with everyday supplies patching it up.
"Hey, Did you see Alex's new Ghetto Tailor Jacket?"
"No, why?"
"He used Electrical tape to fix up those large holes."
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