God

Believed by many to be the director, producer, and writer of the shit show that is Humanity

Alien 1 (Dave): Hey Jeff, have you seen the latest season of Humanity? I hear they finally developed motorized transportation!

Alien 2 (Jeff): Nah, God's been lazy lately. I mean come on, the last flood was like 5000 years ago! Maybe it's time we conquer Earth, just to spice things up a bit. That'll raise the ratings.

God

A fake being with horrible logic and science for its existence. Supports good morals but that's about it.

I don't believe in a "God"

God

The guy you kick out of your life until you get screwed.

God is real.

God

שֶׁלִי
אַבָּא

לִי; שיזניט קדוש זה אבא שלי
רגואל: לא זה אלוהים God

God

god is just basically better than you

God is better than you

God

King of Kings.
basically he is the way the truth and the life.

God is my King

God

Some fake stupid ass nigga who thinks he can tell us that some gay ass nigga called Jesus is cool

God, the fuck is that nigga? Oh, that’s right, fucking gay