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city in the suburbs of Leiria, Portugal. most of the people who live there are thugs or criminal labor refugees. if you come there at night you’ll probably not escape alive or without being robbed
hey I just got robbed by some thug in marinha grande. guess what? i’m still alive but without my legs
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involved with sexual intercourse. you start off knowing that you are going to round all of the bases. As you round all of the bases, you waive to the crowd like a pro. you take your time to round all of the bases to get the full enjoyment out of the moment. Then when u get past the home base, you high five your team who are all lined up from the plate to the dug out - and the party doesnt stop there.
i hit that chick for a grand slam, then we went around again for a victory lap
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A suburb of Detroit where lots of rich people live. Often times wankstas can be found walking the one street in its downtown.
"Man, Johnny works in Detroit, but he lives in Grand Blanc, so he has an hour and a half drive in his BMW to get to work every morning."
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big hole in Northern Arizona dug by a hebrew in 1732. It seams this hebrew man pulled his hand from his pocket and a nickle went down a gopher hole.. well 100 years he dug looking for his nickle. that's how grand canyon came to be.
yO dude did U see how big the grand canyon is???
Wow a Jew droped a nickle down a gopher hole & now all this!!
BOY that is a lot of work with a number 2 shovel!!!
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the best singer to live on planet earth
ariana grande is the best singer ever
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Ariana Grande is pretty much the queen of pop. She used to act as Cat Valentine on Victorious and Sam & Cat until the shows both ended. She then went back into her music career and debuted with her album “Yours Truly” with hits “Honeymoon Avenue” and “The Way”. Then came “My Everything” and “Dangerous Woman” in a span of 3 years. With hits like “Bang Bang”. “One Last Time”, “Break Free”, “Problem”, “Dangerous Woman”, and “Into You.” 2 years later she made a comeback with Sweetener, one of her most successful albums. A year later came the “thank u, next” album which was also a hit. The album was followed by a tour for Sweetener and thank u, next called “Swt World Tour (Sweetener World Tour)”, where she preformed “thank u next” and “Sweetener”.
More emotional part:
She’s had countless ups and downs in life that’s brought her to where she is now. She survived a bombing, had 22 of her fans killed in the bombings, lost her ex/best friend due to drugs, and much more. Those which were never her fault. Everything that’s happened happened for a reason and some people are always gonna hate her, but at the end of the day she’s the sweetest and just wants the best. This may have seemed over the top but if ari ever sees this ily and keep being you. 🖤
Arianator: “Did you see Ariana Grande’s new music video?
Guy 1: “No, not yet.”
Arianator: “Honest to God, knock me out cause’ it’s bomb.”
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the hottest woman alive....she was my gay awakening 💞 love u bae
i love ariana grande, she literally proves giaw
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